Is this conference real? It sounds too good to be true.
It’s as real as the moment you realize you shouldn’t have tried to save money by going to Supercuts. Plus, you won’t leave FunnyBizz looking like George Jefferson.
What’s this all about, anyway?
It’s simple – business works better with a level of entertainment. People open emails with funny subject lines at a 5x higher rate than ones with subject lines like “Global High Level Leadership for the Digital Enterprise.” You want people to engage with the content you spend the time and effort to put out into the world, right? We can help you do that.
My boss won’t pay for this if it looks like I’m having too much fun.
Your boss probably says stuff like “synergize our value-adds” a lot, right? Which makes you nod your head…and go look at pictures of cats or tacos on the internet. You’re not the only one. We’re here to show you how cats, tacos, cats eating tacos and other forms of humor actually help your business capture people’s attention, build consumer loyalty and even “synergize your value-adds.”
Do business and humor really work together?
Yes they do. Just like Steven Seagal and a strong male ponytail.
This looks like a crazy-good deal. What’s the catch?
No catch. Seriously. The purpose of FunnyBizz is to build a strong community and bring a dose of humor to a business world that sorely needs it. That’s why we make FunnyBizz as affordable as humanly possible. (Plus, if we charged $800/ticket, every joke would land like, “I paid $800 for this?”) You are, however, encouraged to give us more money if it makes you feel better.
I’ve heard your event described as “Like TED talks but funny.” Will Mark Walhlberg and that stuffed bear be there?
No. That bear does unspeakable things to hotel rooms. Our team do have Mark Wahlberg abs, though. Our resemblance to TED talks only goes as far as Making You Feel Smarter Afterward. But with more laughing.
The advertisement I saw said that by buying a ticket I would get a free drone and a Tesla. Where they at?
You may have been subject to mild amount of false advertising in pursuit of the greater good. Thankfully we called it false advertising in the false advertisement. It’s a shame you missed the fine print, not because it’s crammed full of legalese, but because it’s funny. Which is the point of FunnyBizz. To make people want to read everything you have to say. Sorry about the the drone, though. We wanted one too.
Do you have typical conference speakers?
The point of FunnyBizz is to make you not want to stab yourself in the head with the nearest sharp implement. That’s why only we book speakers you’ll actually really enjoy hearing from.
I heard a rumor that it is actually possible to die laughing at your event. Can you confirm or deny?
Next question. This is too controversial
Not liking this politicians answer? Ok. Sorry. Here is our best wisdom. While we do endeavor to “kill” onstage, we do not encourage actually killing any of our honored guests. You may wish to purchase adult diapers, however.
Who attends FunnyBizz? Give me job titles.
We tend to have a mix of Content Managers, Creative Directors, Social Media Marketers/Managers, Sales Professionals, CEO’s, Founders, Advertising Professionals, Copywriters, Brand Managers and Female UFC Fighters. The last one may be mildly fictional but you get the idea. Overall we have a very fun mix of professionals.
What is the refund/exchange policy on FunnyBizz tickets?
All FunnyBizz tickets are non-refundable. Transfers and name changes are available at no cost up to one week prior to the event.
Additional questions?
Please get in touch via: team at funnybizz.co
